Oh hugs, that is awful for you! I have to say, as with many of your posts, I'm finding myself doing a bit of this though Thanks for the giggles!
My periods are a bit awol too but I'm not taking the pill. They've gone from 28-29 day cycles between my girls to now, after DD2's arrival, spotting from day 24 (brown ick too - foul) to finally kicking off - in full force - at 26 days. My vagina aches on the first day and it feels awfully heavy, exactly like in late pregnancy. I Googled it and all responses pointed to a prolapse. I'm overjoyed with that thought
To top it off, AF arrived this week and DH spoilt me big time for Valentines Day and we couldn't even, ahem, finish the night properly.
Booo AF!!! I hope your next cycle is friendlier to you PN! I guess it will be if you skip that sucker. That'll teach it!
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